June 17, 2012
Return From Whence I Came

I leave China tomorrow to go back to the States. 

…all right, well, it’s not that simple. I fly from Wuhan to Shanghai to Vancouver to Chicago to Philadelphia. It’s gonna take 21 hours in all, including layovers. Regardless, my time here in Wuhan, China has (finally) come to an end. Unsurprisingly, I’m excited to go back to the US.

This visit to China made things quite evident. For starters, while I am proud of my Chinese heritage, I’m starting to realize that I consider myself American much more. That sounds pretty ignorant of me, I know, but I think it’s fair for me to say that. After all, I was born in the States and have lived there all of my life. It just became more apparent to me that I could never actually see myself living in China - well, at least, not right now. Despite meeting some awesome people - shout out to Antony, thanks so much for introducing me to everyone! - through Tumblr (yeah, I did that. Suck it.), the US is the place for me.

God, I sound like such a traitor. I suppose I should end this post by saying that I DID have fun here. I enjoyed buying clothes that were cheaper here than how much they would be in the US. I had fun meeting up with Fiona and her brother, Kevin, in Hong Kong. I loved the fun nights going out and drinking with Antony, Steven, & the gang. I also enjoyed the fictional times when I bought a spicy chicken sandwich at KFC (they are absolutely insane, I’m gonna miss them) after going out. Despite all of my bitching and moaning, I’ll concede that good times were had here.

Wait a second, I just remembered that Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube AREN’T blocked in America. Well, hot damn. This changes everything.

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Filed under: wuhan china 
June 14, 2012
So I went out again last night.

And I may have eaten most of a “BBQ chicken” pizza at the bar.

And I may have then went to a KFC after the bar to get a chicken sandwich.

And I may regret all of my supposed eatings.

WHYYYYY

June 11, 2012

WHAT I WORE TODAY: WUHAN EDITION
Gray V-neck from H+M
Navy shorts from J. Crew
Rainbow flip flops
A GODDAMN SURGICAL MASK.
Oh, no big deal or anything, some company’s pipe burst ACROSS THE RIVER FROM WHERE I AM and leaked some kind of chemical gas all throughout Wuhan, China. It kind of smelled like bleach and made the entire sky hazy. Losing some years off of my life? Sounds like a good ol’ time!

WHAT I WORE TODAY: WUHAN EDITION

  • Gray V-neck from H+M
  • Navy shorts from J. Crew
  • Rainbow flip flops
  • A GODDAMN SURGICAL MASK.

Oh, no big deal or anything, some company’s pipe burst ACROSS THE RIVER FROM WHERE I AM and leaked some kind of chemical gas all throughout Wuhan, China. It kind of smelled like bleach and made the entire sky hazy. Losing some years off of my life? Sounds like a good ol’ time!

(Source: quenchless)

June 11, 2012
Apparently, I’m not allowed to go outside today because there’s some pipe broke and is releasing some chemicals into the air.

That’s why there’s a yellow haze. Oh, OK.

Umm, wait a second. What? WHAT?

WHAT?!

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Filed under: wuhan 
June 11, 2012
Last night, I drove past a store called “Glittering Oriental”

I have a number of questions about this.

  1. What kind of a fucking store is this?
  2. Why is it just one Oriental who is glittering? Why not the rest of them?
  3. How can an Oriental glitter? Did I miss the memo?
  4. What the hell constitutes as an “Oriental”?
  5. Why is it that the more I type “Oriental”, the more baffled I get by the word “Oriental”?
  6. How do I sign up?

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Filed under: wuhan china chinglish 
June 11, 2012
9 mosquito bites in 5 minutes.

Well, goddamn. This sucks.

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Filed under: wuhan china mosquito 
June 9, 2012
So I’ve watched the first five seasons of How I Met Your Mother in about a week.

And now I don’t have access to the sixth and seventh seasons. Fuck.

What am I supposed to do now? SOS.

June 9, 2012
Mint Oreos. Stay with me. (Taken with Instagram)


(Categorize this under: Things that need to be in the States.)

Mint Oreos. Stay with me. (Taken with Instagram)

(Categorize this under: Things that need to be in the States.)

(Source: quenchless)

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Filed under: mint oreos oreo cookies delicious 
June 9, 2012
Chinglish: You’re doing it right. (Taken with Instagram)

Chinglish: You’re doing it right. (Taken with Instagram)

(Source: quenchless)

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Filed under: chinglish tshirt sanfu 
June 5, 2012
I’m already on the 4th season of How I Met Your Mother and I just devoured an entire carton of grapes.
Yeah, I’d be jealous too, if I were you.

I’m already on the 4th season of How I Met Your Mother and I just devoured an entire carton of grapes.

Yeah, I’d be jealous too, if I were you.

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Filed under: help me